I think I need a lawyer

I know I’m skinny. I’ve been skinny my whole life. What I didn’t know is that I have become the literal model for skinny runners on the internet. Dafuq?

https://www.weightgainnetwork.com/weight-training-programs/ectomorph-workout.php

https://www.mensxp.com/health/fitness/31278-stop-jogging-or-distance-running-if-you-want-to-be-in-the-best-shape-of-your-life.html

https://farmerfitness.blogspot.com/2016/08/5-reasons-youre-not-losing-weight.html

https://www.cardiotrek.ca/2016/01/exercise-addiction-induced-anorexia.html

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=169493743

https://reddingmarathon.blogspot.com/2010/09/on-how-runners-save-rest-of-you.html

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/sbbc-the-2015-canny-awards.3137017/page-46

https://www.whytefitness.ca/wp/2012/11/endurance-training-interferes-with-strength/

https://www.healthtap.com/user_questions/749826